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The trouble with love
Authored by Astrid Brown
List Price: $9.99
5" x 8" (12.7 x 20.32 cm)
Black & White on White paper
174 pages
ISBN-13: 978-1484014653
ISBN-10: 1484014650
BISAC: Poetry / Subjects & Themes / Love
A collection of 100 poems depicting all
aspects of a love relationship from passion
to despair and eventual break up
WILL ALSO BE AVAILABLE IN KINDLE FORMAT
THE ASTROLOGICAL COLLECTION
My tongue in cheek guide to men!
AQUARIUS MAN
Aquarius man is so different from aquarius woman
You'll find it difficult to believe such qualities existed in a human
Aloof to the point of pompous disdain
Likes nothing better to stab, prod and pain
Which he does, but not with his fists but with his tongue so cruel
He'll dangle you while he procrastinates making you out to be a fool
Hot and cold emotionally and devoid of feeling
You'll end up clingy and needing
For he takes out his own insecurity on others
And looks for a woman just like his mother
ARIES MAN
The aries man sees life like a competition
He has a fire in his belly and sheer determination
Well that is for his wants and needs
For he rides roughshod of the the hand that feeds
The thing is he has no patience and wants like yesterday
He snaps his fingers and “How high?” he expects you to say
He's bad tempered, fiery and just doesn't think
Stay with him and watch your self esteem shrink
He's paranoid, impulsive and will insult
Opens his mouth before he thinks, you can guess the result
He gets frustrated if he doesn't get his own way
And there will be tantrums you've guessed before close of the day
CANCERIAN MAN
Cancerian man is perfectly charming
Sweetly attentive but all together conniving
He'll promise you the earth and make you believe him
He'll spin a web and like a spider lead you in
Praising you highly with his sweet smiles
For he's an experienced performer with his wiles
Then you'll be caught in his trap fast
And then the charm will tarnish, it won't last
For a cancerian man adores a hand maiden
Someone whom he can manipulate and be down-trodden
Caught in his web of emotional blackmail there you'll be
Whilst he goes out tasting all the fish in the sea
CAPRICORN MAN
Capricorn man is calculating and dogmatic
He's organizing and filing to him is automatic
Stand still long enough and you he will categorize
He doesn't like a scene, he's private and internalizes
No public shows of affection you can expect
No risqué dressing for him but dress with respect
He's not known for excitement he's known to bore
Watch what you wear else he'll think you're a whore
He'll treat your dates like a business transaction
And keeps his feelings in check so much he'll drive you to distraction
With him patience is what you need do
You'll have a long wait a frustrating one too
GEMINI MAN
Gemini man doesn't like being hemmed in
He likes to fly free not be imprisoned
Don't ever tell him what to do
For he'll end up resenting you
He's not a homebody so don't expect him to be
He's active, energetic and certainly not lazy
Though apt to get bored unfortunately
So if you don't keep him interested off he will be
He's hard to pin down and he's free and easy
And certainly not into prudes sexually
If you want to keep him you'll need to keep him entertained
For his short attention span easily wanes
LEO MAN
Leo man likes to take care of his hair
And likes to spend time choosing what to wear
He can be pompous and egocentric
Lazy and not very energetic
He likes to be king in his palace
Nor will he apologize to lose face
He chooses to mate with whom he considers worthy
Fail his criteria you'll see the side of him that's surly
He's known for his animalistic tendencies it's true
If you're a lily livered wall flower he won't swing on the chandelier with you
But if you want to be queen of his pride and keep his attention
You'll fawn, butter him up and have a vivid imagination
LIBRA MAN
Libra man is charming and witty
He's the life and soul of any party
To women he is a honey pot
And around him like bees they'll swarm hot
He likes his followers for he's a pretty boy
And within his audience he likes to spread joy
He's not a loner that's for sure
Get used to his friends, him they adore
Of course he likes his mirror too
To compete with him over it you will have to
If you want to be more than just another fan
You'll need to learn to excite and entertain this man
PISCES MAN
The pisces man is in a world of his own
Nurture his dreams and him you will own
But don't ridicule him nor call him a fool
For that's a sure way to alienate him from you
He's looking for his soulmate he lives for his dreams
Fighting to make them into reality it would seem
He's timid, push too hard and he will run a mile
And often he can be found chasing his tail
He can have a kinky side if you're lucky however
To find it you may have to wait forever
SAGITTARIUS MAN
Don't try and tie the sagittarius man down
He likes to share himself around
He likes a life of fun
And doesn't like women who are dumb
At interesting topics he will marvel
But bore him and off he will travel
He's known to be adventurous
Nothing will shock him that's amorous
He's hard to keep hold
So you will need to be creative and bold
A born flirt is he
So accept it else he'll flee
He likes his freedom
His arch enemy is boredom
Better be prepared to share for you'll never own him
SCORPIO MAN
Scorpio man is a secretive guy
Hidden depths known to be sly
It's impossible to know what's going on in his mind
Especially as he's possessive most of the time
His eyes are a particular fascination
Such hidden depths with imagination
An uninhibited lover fuelled with passion
However don't try and control this water sign
For you'll win none of the time
Sure he's controlling, single minded and selfish that's a fact
Be warned he's really good at portraying a convincing act
TAURUS MAN
The taurus man is looking for a mate
One whom he can dominate
He has his clipboard of attributes he's looking for
And his dates are interviews nothing more
He's stubborn and likes his own point of view
Tough if you disagree for he won't give into you
He's a man's man and likes a woman who knows she is
He wears the pants or he likes to think this
He likes routine don't expect him to change for you
He's king in his little castle that's true
A hissy fit he will have should to him you say no
If you like playing at matadors, him get to know
Just don't nag or rush him for then he will fight
For he'll dig his heels in all day and all night
VIRGO MAN
Cool and analytical
He's organized and practical
But there comes a point when he exaggerates
When pigeon holes and aggravates
A tidy freak on overdrive
Organized to the point of contrived
Don't expect compliments or conversation
Dull as dishwater with his decorum
If you like fun
Don't expect it with this one
But if a cleaner or a butler you're looking for
You'll find in him pristine, organized and more
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